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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Read some of the comments. Here is my version of this. The person expecting to vote cannot be expect...
Yes, many times but the first time maybe was the most exciting. We were just married and in our 20s....
This one is easy to answer. You gave him everything. That is what he was after. When he approached y...
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Before cell phones- a really long night and a really long story It’s impossible to say which patient...
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You should expect to wake up like as if you just got done with a major surgery. You should expect th...
It feels very guilty but as much fun at the same time, we get embarrassed while together with family...
When it’s time to relax, I turn to the calming sounds of a river or stream —it’s my foolproof way to...